What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?